TMB 2021 CARPET REVIEW
The deep cloak of night swept over SDFB on the second weekend in May, and with it brought the onset of a much anticipated double-feature deadly event aptly titled The Murder Ball; hosted by socialite quartet Alexandra, Umut, Ahnaf, and Jane. Over the course of two nail-biting evenings we were plunged into a parade of killer looks, stretching from criminals to casualties and every violation in between. While many attendees hit the fatal theme flawlessly, others hammered the final nail in their own coffins with simply irrelevant and/or uninspired ensembles that missed the mark entirely. Alas, by the power vested in me by my avid readers, it is my duty to dissect the abundance of outfits and cut through the dead weight to draw together an elusive list denoting those who slaughtered the TMB carpet, and those who made me itch to secure a fast-track ticket to the morgue. As ever, I hand selected by top five best looks, five worst looks, and a triple dose of honourable mentions to cast my cut...